kids

Me–“Do you guys want monkey bread for breakfast?”
Kingston–“I’ll try monkey bread. I don’t think it’s good for me but I’ll see if I like it.”

Liam–“Mommy, my stomach is hurting right here.”
Me–“Well, at least we know it’s not appendicitis since you don’t have an appendix.”
Liam–“Maybe part of my appendix ran away before the surgery and now it’s over here.”

Evangeline–“Mommy! Look at the clouds in the sky! They’re so….slobbery.”

Checking out at Aldi, the cashier noticed Kingston’s Beatles shirt..
Cashier–“I like your shirt! Are you even old enough to know who The Beatles are?”
Kingston–(pointing to George Harrison and John Lennon) “Them’s two are dead!”
Yes, thanks to his mom, he knows a bit about The Beatles.

Kingston messed up the “tent” that Liam and Evangeline had been playing in.
Evangeline–“Mommy, Kingston messed up our tent.”
Me–“Kingston, you need to tell them sorry.”
Kingston–“Sorry, Missy.”
Evangeline–“Don’t say sorry to me. Say sorry to Liam.”

As the kids were playing house..
Kingston–“I’ll be the boy Grandma.”
Me–“That would be the Grandpa.”
Kingston–“Oh.”

Kingston–“If the electricity goes out then UFOs can’t fly.”
Liam–“Yes they can! They use gas.”

As she was eating mini marshmallows…
Evangeline–“These are my medicine…because I’m a mommy.”

Me–“Does everyone need to take a bath today?”
Kai–“Yeah! But not with fish in the water!”
Me–“……fish?”
Kai–“Yeah, I don’t want them to eat the dead skin off of me.”

Kai and Evangeline were fighting over who got to put their hand on my belly to feel the baby move..
Me–“Guys, there’s enough room for two hands to be on my belly at the same time.”
Liam–“Yeah! Definitely! There’s tons and tons of room!”
Me–“Thanks, Liam.”
Liam–“….there’s tons and tons and TONS of room!”

Kingston–“Last night I died in my room when the bombs were booming.” (lightning and thunder)

Me–“Would you guys like it if Daddy and I went to the beach without you?”
Kingston–“No. If you did, I might pick my nose.”